Randoms.

Craps between A and B.

A: Guys, did you watch Liverpool vs Spurs?
B: Yup.
A: Who scores the first one?
B: Van Der Vaart.
A: Second?
B: Howard Webb.
A: I knew it. Zzzzzz.

A: Ferguson & Kenny Dalglish, who will be chased out of the Disco Bar?
B: None?
A: Wrong. It's Kenny Dalglish.
B: Why?
A: "Only those above 18 allowed in there. Sorry!"

B: zzzzzz. (: